I like my uni classes. I like it even more when I realize I'm not above or below the stray of first year dogs. I am a first year dog, but I don't bark and I don't have severe make-up issues. Serious issues. In a way I feel like Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed: an undercover reporter which has skipped the unglamorous years of prepubescence. The only difference is I don't think I need David Arquette babying me around.