Sup?

So there's this really good website I found, it's called Altered Books:

http://www.logolalia.com/alteredbooks

Basically the idea behind it is to take a really crappy poem, or a porn novel, or a boring intro, and make with it a new word combination from the words written on any given page. Anything goes, as long as it's funny, gross, and/or deep. Below are some of my favourites. I've been making some of my own too, they're underneath this post. Feels almost like a literary scrabble.